OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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