Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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