that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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