Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm jealous of your bromance
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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