So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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She bit a glass in half.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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