Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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