so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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