I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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