I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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