My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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