i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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