Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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