I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
