how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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