Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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