So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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