There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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