Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
