Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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