How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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