we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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