allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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