would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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