I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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