I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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