Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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