Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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