I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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