P.S. I can't hear my feet
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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