you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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