we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Vodka?
Forever.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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