i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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