What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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