yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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