Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I think my vagina is haunted
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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