As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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