I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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