is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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