dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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