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(563): View more from Iowa

I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing

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(828): View more from North Carolina

All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.

(813): View more from Florida

morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU

(203): View more from Connecticut

oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.

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(702): View more from Nevada

just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?

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(239): View more from Florida

I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?

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(516): View more from New York

He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore

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(571): View more from Virginia

Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?

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(425): View more from Washington

He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.

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