some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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