I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
