no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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