? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
its not stalking. its research.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
