i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Randomize
