rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
