Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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