just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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