You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize