I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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