ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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