I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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