I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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