They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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