Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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