Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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